(Phone Rings)
El Salvador: Hello?
China: Yo El Salvador, it's China. What's up dude?
El Salvador: Nothin, just chillin eating some pupusas. What's up with you bro?
China: Nuttin, kickin it. Hey dude, you wanna 50,000,000,000 baggies?
El Salvador: Mmmmm, barely. What kind?
China: The black kind with handles. And I'll throw in 10,000,000,000 clear ones without handles.
El Salvador: Mmmm.
China: Come on! You can put drinks in the clear ones, and every single Salvadorian can have a stash of the black ones.
El Salvador: Mmmm. I dunno.
China: Come on!!!!!
El Salvador: Mmmmm, phsssyea.
China: 60 billion coming your way. Thanks bro you're really helpin me out.
El Salvador: No problem bro, anytime.